Introduction & First Impressions

The perfect dildo doesn’t exist–

*the Uberrime Splendid Dual Density Dildo exists*

Never mind, I stand corrected. This dildo is nigh on perfect. This dildo feels like it was molded for my ass and my ass alone. It fits so perfectly. Never have I loved a dildo so completely as I do the Splendid. So hats off to Uberrime, they make a good dildo.

Uberrime is a small dildo crafter (a team of one) specializing in hand sculpted, hand poured, silicone toys of amazing quality. I have multiple Uberrime toys in my collection already and I can see myself owning multitudes more in the future, they are just that good.

The Uberrime Splendid is, in short, quite splendid indeed.

How It Works

I use the Uberrime Splendid in my butt. But you can use it in which ever orifice you see fit. Give it a blow job, pop it in your pussy, stick it up your ass, whatever tickles your fancy! The Splendid has a flared base, making it suitable for any hole! I love a versatile toy!

The Splendid also works really well in a harness. It has become one of our go-to dildos for pegging. I own a pretty basic harness from Tantus and it fits in there perfectly.

Size, Shape, & Materials

Dimensions:
Maximum diameter: 1.67 inches.
Average shaft diameter: 1.6 inches.
Total length: 6.5 inches.
Usable length: 6 inches.

My Uberrime Splendid comes from a time before Uberrime made different sized Splendids. I have one of these OG Splendids, which have become the medium of the new size line-up. These days though you can buy the Splendid in small, medium, and large – lucky ducks!  Along with the medium, I also own the small size – I love the Splendid that much, I needed it in multiple sizes (and yes, I will probably be ordering a large very soon).

With 6 inches of usable length, I’d put this dildo at fairly “average” in size. It may be a tad larger than your average human penis, but its pretty average for dildos (or at least a pretty average size for all the dildos I own).  The girth is almost perfect for me, very comfortable to insert.

A neat feature of the Splendid is its dual-density construction. For those not familiar with dual-density toys, you are in for a real treat! Dual-density means that this dildo was crafted with two levels of firmness in a single toy. It features a firm inner core with a softer, more plush, outer layer. This can give a dildo a somewhat more realistic feel to it. Think of the firm core as the hard shaft of the penis while the squishy outer layer acts more like a soft layer of skin.

Materials-wise the Uberrime Splendid is made from a super quality silicone. There is no doubt in my mind that with proper care this toy could last you pretty much a life-time. Maybe you can even pass it down to your grand kids one day.

With its forward curve and prominent head, the Splendid is set up to be a real winner at both P-spot and G-spot stimulation. The shaft of the toy has a texture akin to raised, throbbing veins. The Splendid is a realistic penis – though I would argue it is a fairly loose interpretation of one – and as such it may not work for those out there who prefer something less phallicly recognizable.

In Use

This toy is a dream to insert. The soft, slightly rounded head is very comfortable and is pretty easy to ease past my sphincter the gatekeeper. I am also surprised by how little warm up I actually needed before inserting the Splendid, it just took a bit of lube and a couple of fingers and I was ready to go! This isn’t usually the case, I often need a much more in depth warm-up period but there is just something in the design of the Splendid that really works well for me. I just find it to be such an easy to use dildo!

The forward curving shaft did as advertised, it brings the bulbous head right up against my prostate and really does wonders with each thrust.

The girth of the toy is also about perfect, I like feeling “full” without going to deep into “stuffed” territory. When the Uberrime Splendid is inserted, I have a very nice feeling of fullness without feeling like I’ve stretched out too much.

Also the texture is pleasantly interesting. The veiny texture feels pretty mild, but noticeable, not at all overwhelming the way some ribbed toys can be for me. Definitely not one of those abrasive textures that has me clenching my asshole with dread as it is thrust in or out. The texture it has adds a nice little added layer to the overall niceness of this dildo.

I really can’t think of a single bad thing to say about my time with the Splendid… it’s just too… splendid. This is a dildo I use regularly, its size and shape make it one of my top 10 favorite dildos of all time.

Care & Maintenance

Care of the Uberrime Splendid dildo is easy. SO easy. Being that this toy is made from silicone you’ve got several options when it comes to cleaning. There is the tried and true soap and water route or if it feels like it needs a deeper clean a bath in boiling water or a trip through the dishwasher (no soap) are options. I usually do the sink method, but once a month or so I will throw a big batch of silicone toys into the top rack of the dishwasher and give everyone a good hot bath in bulk.

There is no real special maintenance that needs to be undertook with the Uberrime Splendid, other than keeping it clean and letting it dry before you tuck it away for storage.

Recommendation

100% do recommend. I can’t recommend the Uberrime Splendid fast enough or hard enough. I don’t think it matters what hole you favor, the Splendid will fill it perfectly (especially since you have three sizes to chose from). If you are looking for a P-spotting or G-spotting dildo, give this one a try. I would be really surprised if you hated it… if you do hate it though, please do drop me a comment and let me know what you don’t like about it, it might help others out!

Purchase Your Uberrime Splendid Dual Density Dildo From SheVibe!

TLDR

The Uberrime Splendid is a dildo that I look forward to using. It has a prime spot in my toy collection. It has a realistic look and feel to it thanks to its dual density material. Reminiscent of a human penis, the Splendid has a harder inner core wrapped with a softer silicone outer layer, which mimics the plushness of skin. Easy to insert, the bulbous head and forward curve of the shaft to an excellent job reaching both the prostate and the G-Spot. An excellent dildo available in three sizes – small, medium and large.

The Uberrime Splendid Dual Density Dildo is part of Hardwood Reviews personal toy collection. Tested and given an honest review.

Author: Hardwood Reviews

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2 thoughts on “Review: Uberrime Splendid Dual Density Dildo

  1. Often trying to decide between Uberrime and Tantus. Thanks for the helpful info.

    Posted on August 14, 2020 at 7:12 pm
  2. Thanks for the review and recommendation.

    Posted on September 2, 2020 at 3:52 am