Introduction & First Impressions
Winter is cold. It makes everything it touches cold. It makes my hands cold, my nose cold, me feet cold. Heck, I’m even sporting a dickcicle between my legs as we speak. Hats, gloves, and socks can solve my first three problems, but what is a person to do about a cold penis? Buy it a sweater? Wrap it in a blanket? Nuke it in the microwave?
Before anyone tries to put their junk in the science oven, let me first introduce you to the Satisfyer Men Heat and Vibration! The key word there being HEAT!